I went on an adventure. An adventure through the internet to find the best photo jokes. I think I succeeded!
In my mind, I thought I was going to find only a few but NOPE! There's so many good jokes I have to share. But before I do that, I have to make sure you're listening to music while you're reading these! You'll totally enjoy the jokes better when you're listening to a good beat.
Now, what's a good song?
Gosh, I love so many :o
Currently I'm obsessed with Omi - Cheerleader. SO obsessed. It's one of those songs that raises your self-esteem and relaxes you. You're just gonna feel so great!
Alright, let's get on with these jokes. We'll start with the one-liners.
I had to give up my career as a photographer. I kept losing focus.
A friend of mine is always going on about photography jokes. You can't shutter up!
Photography is a developing hobby.
I think my pet crocodile is an amateur photographer. He's a bit of a snapper!
Sometimes it's tough being a photographer. You have to deal with a lot of crop!
Stop being so dramatic, Carmen....You think you're the only one who has hot flashes?
Your camera takes really nice pictures! Thanks, I taught it everything it knows...
"A group of artists are invited to dinner by a famous chef. In greeting the photographer, the chef comments: I love your photos, they're wonderful, you must have a very expensive camera. The photographer doesn't reply and walks into the dining room. After dinner the photographer approaches the chef and says: dinner was sensational, very exquisite flavours, a true work of art, you must have a very sophisticated stove."
Photographers are very mean. First they frame you, then they shoot you, then hang you on the wall.
My wife said if I took one more photo of me she'd leave me. That's when I snapped.
Two old guys in raincoats are in a dark alley, watching a pretty girl walk by. One turns to the other and says, as he holds the edges of his coat, "In this dim light, what exposure do you give it?"